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All of us are dorks. Thirsty hair? Thats the first I’ve heard of giving your hair a drink. You sure you weren’t drunk?
Very true. Yeah…you know, hair gets thirsty too. It’s just common sense. I probably was drunk, just don’t tell mom.
Sounds like a plan. Would now be too short notice? I don’t think finding something interesting to look at would be that difficult when we’re involved. Things just pop out of nowhere don’t they? Yup…instincts haha. Would you…probably get a jet plane and somehow find yourself in Italy, and have a real pizza then? Ah…really? Well if this would be the case, I’ll finally have an excuse to use italian. I really don’t think I have before. Hah. So, there’s a girl huh? That’s VERY interesting.
Now would be great. Or tomorrow. Whenever, it really doesn’t matter to me. If it comes quicker, I’m not gonna be the one to complain. That they do. You never know what’s gonna pop up, aha. Instincts are great, huh? fgkjrjtrh Of course I would. Italy has the best pizza. I’d buy the private jet, take you there, and we’d have an awesome time. But now it’s sorta depressing cause that probably won’t happen. Yeah, this girl is like beyond amazing.
Talking about getting away, when I can finally go out, you’re so taking me driving before I take my drivers test again:) It’s been a while, but I’m sure it’s all instincts right? Hahaha. Oh really now? What would you do if you really won the lottery? XD I’m glad you’re doing good, and wait…very good? Wow. That’s ….amazing. I’m doing just extraordinarily, handsome.
I can’t say no to that. And maybe we can just…drive around, find something interesting to look at. There has to be at least one interesting thing by here. Right, instincts. What would I do? Hm…there’s a lot I would do. For starters, I would do something related to pizza. Haven’t figured out what yet. And of course, you’d be involved. Yeah, very good. There’s a few reasons behind that. This girl might just be the reason.
Chris, you’re such a dork, what up with the cup on your head? How are you, bro?
My hair got thirsty, why else? Nah, you’re the dork, by the way. Always have been, always will be. I’m good. I haven’t seen you around lately, though. 
Because I don’t really have the stomach to uphold that much grease every single night. You know, I’ve been questioning it as well. I asked mama, but she just shook her head and burnt more pasta. How do you burn pasta? You boil water and put it in a pot. You’re older, you should be a good brother and take care of your baby sister.
Maybe you should somehow fix that problem. I could live off of pizza EVERY SINGLE DAY. It’s just that good. Well, I always had a feeling you were adopted. Either that, or…nah, just that. Mom burns pasta very well. She burnt my soup too. Hey, when I try being a good brother every other day, you complain.
Shut your face Hudson. I’m not a liar. You are. But, it’s okay. I’m over it. You know, just flattering my wifey and being a good friend to your girl while you were gone. Oh, and keeping an eye on your sisters and mine. So, I guess flattery is accurate.
You shut your face. Or put a mask on, something. Ha, that’s a lie. I can see your nose growing by the second. You should be, I am. Wifey? Who’s this wifey? Thank you, man. Really….thank you. I appreciate that.
I don’t think I could say ‘holla’ and pull it off. Props to you.
I’m sure you could pull off anything if you tried. Thanks though, favorite word of mine.
LOL. I’m not kidding, brofus. I’ve had pizza everyday since forever, learn how to cook or something.
You twerp, it’s pizza, how could you even say no to that? Are you sure you’re my sister? You learn how to cook. Watch a cooking show while I sleep.
